Watch Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Online

OVERVIEW :

There is a new criminal mastermind at large (Professor Moriarty) and not only is he Holmes’ intellectual equal, but his capacity for evil and lack of conscience may give him an advantage over the detective.

GENRES :

Action,Adventure,Crime,Mystery

WHERE TO WATCH:

BreakDance

Let's Do it.. Do it...

Watch The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Online

OVERVIEW :

The new found married bliss of Bella Swan and vampire Edward Cullen is cut short when a series of betrayals and misfortunes threatens to destroy their world.

GENRES :

Adventure,Fantasy,Romance

WHERE TO WATCH:

Funny Sardar

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

->Ғß ƒυη мӘѕтι

Funny Facebook Status Comments

• is getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death.
• is out making some changes in his or her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. if I don't return your message you are one of the changes!
• is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
• is purposely pouring water on Gremlins
• is swearing to drunk that he is not god
• is [censored]
• thought he had a good tan... until he took a shower!
• is putting the pro in procrastination
• used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
• says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• I'm not high maintenance. I am just a precious cargo with lavish instruction for upkeep.
• Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
• is back.. by popular demand!
• is not spoiled. Is not, is not is not!
• is a blessing in an exceptionally good and convincing disguise
• is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it
• is normal.. it's everyone else that's weird
• is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them
• is just not that into you
• is having trouble watering the plastic plants
• didn't fight his way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
• married his wife for her looks. But not the ones she's been giving him lately!
• always takes life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila
• Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married
• slept like a baby last night . Waking up every 3 hours crying for food

Funny Facebook Status Ideas

• feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
• is color blind and trying to solve a Rubik's cube... This could take a while...
• dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
• is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
• whoever says paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
• would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.
• . Is wondering why the hell Noah didn't leave the cockroaches and rats off his ark...
• just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! Till socks last.
• ... is Loading ████████████ 99%
• My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it is going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
• Hi, my name is Damimeve. The 'mime' is silent.
• Statistically, 150% of all people exaggerate.
• Statistically 8/6 of people have trouble with fractions.
• I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...
• Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
• Learnt the hard way that you do not joke with customs officials... or anyone who has the right to put his fist up your backside.

Funny Facebook Status

• used to be schizophrenic but now both of us are all right
• too is being recalled by Toyota
• is a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
• is coming to theater near you.
• is not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
• is everything you're not
• .. because you're worth it
• is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up
• is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar
• is writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others 'status' is
• is not doing what Simon says
• is trying to focus on getting the... Oh look, a squirrel!
• has let the dogs out
• is X rated
• is as seen on TV

Funny Sayings for Facebook Status

* Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
* Aaah! Finally I got a password for my computer other than just "password".
* One should learn how to save water! Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter.
* Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try to scare it with the cursor? (I don't know about you, but I have done this a couple of times).
* ...isfaci ngamaj orprob lemwi hisspa cebarple asehelp.
* Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.
* I do give the waiters a good tip, but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
* Dear Lord, please give me some patience NOW! NOW! NOW!
* Oh hello! I see that the assassins have failed.
* Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.
* At the airport customs, if you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" never reply, "Why? What do you need?"
* Status loading ████████████ 99%
* ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.
* What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror. Simple!
* Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
* ...is ^ *%cl*$ea^%?n*&in##g h@!er ke$%yb*!@oa^*rd##
* ..is dead. Yet here you are reading her update. What does that make you?
* ...is a big mystery that you can never solve.
* I said 'no' to drugs, but they simply would not listen.
* ...does not suffer from insanity. She is enjoying every minute of it.
* I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
* ...thinks that if your relationship status is "it's complicated", then it's high time that you change it to 'single'.
* My computer beats me at chess. So what? It was no match for me at kick boxing.
* ...is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.
* Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.
* Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.
* ...Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says 'toys not included'.
* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ever.
* Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
* Always remember that stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
* I think, and thus we have nothing in common.
* Statistically speaking, 8/6 people have trouble computing fractions.
* ...is wondering when can a chicken cross the road without being questioned?
* ...wants to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.
* If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
* ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
* ....went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
* Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.
* Well! You are wrong if you think that I have short attention sp........ hey! what a pretty little flower!
* Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
* ...warns you to be careful with your head, cause once upon a time, even he had an open mind until all his brains fell off.
* A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school's pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water..... Is that wrong?

Stupid Quotes

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Being stupid is its own reward

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

You can’t just let nature run wild.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Facebook Status Quotes

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

47% of all statistics are worthless.

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

Sonia has found love in facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.

James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

Love Quotes

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything.

Love builds bridges where there are none.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

Life without love is like a tree without fruit.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Only love let’s us see normal things In an extraordinary way.

There’s always room for love; You just have to move a few things around.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Friendship Quotes

A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else.

Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
- Abraham Lincoln

Friends are God’s way of taking care of us.

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.

Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.

A road to a friend’s house is never long.

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
- Ann Richards

Count your age with friends but not with years.

One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.

A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what.

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
- Henry David Thoreau

An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
- Edgar Watson Howe

Friendship is love without his wings!
- Lord Byron

Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
- Euripides

When you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

If I had to sum up friendship in one word, it would be comfort.
- Terri Guillemets

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
- Walter Winchell

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.

Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
- Aristotle

To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy.

Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

In my friend, I find a second self.
- Isabel Norton

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

Your friends are what will matter in the end.

Facebook Emoji New Method

i call it Facebook Emoji New Method as the last method to insert emoji emotion on facebook using Feed Dialog or Facebook streamPublish was patched by Facebook about two days a go. Any emoji code sent from feed dialog or Facebook.streamPublish wont show anymore on our wall. But actually, there is still another way to post an emoji emotion to our wall, not even using tag like @[appid:0] or @[appid:].

I have used this method since people used prompt_feed, and the good thing is, Facebook seems to forget to patch this one. Emoji is still working using this method. We can even post to fan pages, but limited to our own pages, meaning that only admin of the fan page can post this emoji to the page. OK, let’s go straight to the solution (temporary solution to be exact) as they will probably patch this method as well soon.

We will use uiserver.php that is usually used by facebook apps to get some certain permissions to their users, below is an example of the connect uiserver.php we can use for posting emoji. Simply click the link below to open a uiserver dialog, you can then paste the emoji code there.
Facebook Emoji Using Connect UIServer

You can add more parameter, like target_id if you want to post to your friend, or actor_id if you want to post to your fan page where you’re the admin. That’s all i can inform for now, i only give you the idea here, you can then develop more with your own facebook application.

Never tired of recommending our app as it’s the easiest way : Facebook Animated Picture. You can easily choose your friend, send to groups or fanpage. The app has just been updated. Please have a try :)

Happy tweaking ;)

Facebook Animated Image on Notes

Today, one of our moderators on Forum Balikita, SurabayaGetar found a simple way to show animated gif image on facebook wall. Just like the previous method that still works until now, using share button to show animated gif pictures from the old unfiltered jpeg-from-gif images, but this time is by sharing any notes containing animated gif or png images. Facebook doesnt seems to care about this one. They havent made any significant updates to their thumbnail sharing system lately. Instead, they focus on comment system, which we can now tag our friends or pages like on our status updates.

Now, let’s talk about how to share animated picture on facebook through notes, kindly follow these steps carefully :

1. go to this link : Facebook Notes
2. Click “Write a Note” button on upper right side of the page
3. Write the title, then
4. put the image on the body part using a usual html img tag, example :

5. Change the orange part with your own image url, you can use GIF/PNG animated pictures
6. Press the “Publish” button
7. Click the share button on your note, or you can also share the notes link to your friends wall

Sample Preview :
Futures Galleria Fan Page

That’s it, pretty simple, isnt it? as you can see, facebook doesnt generate a cached image on their server for the thumbnail of the image on our notes, instead, it shows the original image url. I’m not quite sure how long facebook will let us do this thing. They should fix this thing as soon as possible as we already know how concern facebook about users privacy. With this thing, we can actually make a log script which will log visitor ip, referrer, browser agent, etc.

Please note that the image wont be animated unless you share it. it will only shows the real image on our news feed, home, wall or post.

So, happy sharing animated picture on facebook, till they fix this issue ;)

Watch The Intouchables Online

OVERVIEW :

A true story of two men who should never have met – a quadriplegic aristocrat who was injured in a paragliding accident and a young man from the projects.

GENRES :

Comedy,Drama

WHERE TO WATCH: