Funny Facebook Status

• used to be schizophrenic but now both of us are all right
• too is being recalled by Toyota
• is a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
• is coming to theater near you.
• is not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
• is everything you're not
• .. because you're worth it
• is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up
• is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar
• is writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others 'status' is
• is not doing what Simon says
• is trying to focus on getting the... Oh look, a squirrel!
• has let the dogs out
• is X rated
• is as seen on TV