* Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
* Aaah! Finally I got a password for my computer other than just "password".
* One should learn how to save water! Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter.
* Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try to scare it with the cursor? (I don't know about you, but I have done this a couple of times).
* ...isfaci ngamaj orprob lemwi hisspa cebarple asehelp.
* Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.
* I do give the waiters a good tip, but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
* Dear Lord, please give me some patience NOW! NOW! NOW!
* Oh hello! I see that the assassins have failed.
* Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.
* At the airport customs, if you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" never reply, "Why? What do you need?"
* Status loading ████████████ 99%
* ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.
* What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror. Simple!
* Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
* ...is ^ *%cl*$ea^%?n*&in##g h@!er ke$%yb*!@oa^*rd##
* ..is dead. Yet here you are reading her update. What does that make you?
* ...is a big mystery that you can never solve.
* I said 'no' to drugs, but they simply would not listen.
* ...does not suffer from insanity. She is enjoying every minute of it.
* I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
* ...thinks that if your relationship status is "it's complicated", then it's high time that you change it to 'single'.
* My computer beats me at chess. So what? It was no match for me at kick boxing.
* ...is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.
* Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.
* Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.
* ...Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says 'toys not included'.
* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ever.
* Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
* Always remember that stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
* I think, and thus we have nothing in common.
* Statistically speaking, 8/6 people have trouble computing fractions.
* ...is wondering when can a chicken cross the road without being questioned?
* ...wants to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.
* If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
* ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
* ....went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
* Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.
* Well! You are wrong if you think that I have short attention sp........ hey! what a pretty little flower!
* Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
* ...warns you to be careful with your head, cause once upon a time, even he had an open mind until all his brains fell off.
* A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school's pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water..... Is that wrong?
* Aaah! Finally I got a password for my computer other than just "password".
* One should learn how to save water! Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter.
* Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try to scare it with the cursor? (I don't know about you, but I have done this a couple of times).
* ...isfaci ngamaj orprob lemwi hisspa cebarple asehelp.
* Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.
* I do give the waiters a good tip, but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
* Dear Lord, please give me some patience NOW! NOW! NOW!
* Oh hello! I see that the assassins have failed.
* Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.
* At the airport customs, if you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" never reply, "Why? What do you need?"
* Status loading ████████████ 99%
* ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ.
* What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror. Simple!
* Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
* ...is ^ *%cl*$ea^%?n*&in##g h@!er ke$%yb*!@oa^*rd##
* ..is dead. Yet here you are reading her update. What does that make you?
* ...is a big mystery that you can never solve.
* I said 'no' to drugs, but they simply would not listen.
* ...does not suffer from insanity. She is enjoying every minute of it.
* I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
* ...thinks that if your relationship status is "it's complicated", then it's high time that you change it to 'single'.
* My computer beats me at chess. So what? It was no match for me at kick boxing.
* ...is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.
* Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.
* Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.
* ...Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says 'toys not included'.
* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ever.
* Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
* Always remember that stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
* I think, and thus we have nothing in common.
* Statistically speaking, 8/6 people have trouble computing fractions.
* ...is wondering when can a chicken cross the road without being questioned?
* ...wants to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.
* If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
* ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
* ....went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
* Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.
* Well! You are wrong if you think that I have short attention sp........ hey! what a pretty little flower!
* Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
* ...warns you to be careful with your head, cause once upon a time, even he had an open mind until all his brains fell off.
* A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school's pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water..... Is that wrong?
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